Filed under: Shoes
"Just because I'm kneeling at your feet doesn't mean you're better than me. I'm here to help you with my expertise, not be your servant."
"No one cares how big your feet are. Seriously. Don't ask for a size 7 if you're really a size 9."
"Stop stretching out the sample shoes! Don't try them on if they're not your size -- you're ruining them for everyone else."
"Please don't make me wait while you chit-chat on your cell phone, unless of course you're okay if I do that to you."
"Losing weight will make your legs, knees, and feet feel better but it won't really change how your shoes fit. Don't buy too-tight shoes thinking you can diet your way to a more comfortable fit."