Sexuality Cufflinks
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Throughout time there have been a variety of ways, in polite society, to subtly display your sexual orientation or availability. The often hard-to-interpret systems of flowers, handkerchiefs and strategically placed body piercings can finally give way to something a little more straightforward. The Sexuality cufflinks let you say it all with a twist of the wrist. One cuff has a variety of orientations including: straight, bisexual, gay, transexual, swinger and curious. The other displays your availability on a scale which includes single, married, desperate, divorced, available and adulterous. The silver cufflinks sells for $175.
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