I really love the Gnome-be-gone but I'm sure that if I had gnomes in my garden like these Urban Gnomes from Vitamin, I wouldn't want them gone. The 21cm high porcelain creatures come in a half-dozen different designs that can suit all tastes, unless your tastes are for very traditional gnomes, of course. Think of them as very obedient pets, which can make a fashion statement just like the real thing, but don't require pampering in luxury hotels. The gnomes are £49.50 each and can be used both indoors and out.

Dad likes working out in the yard, doesn't he? While to some, a Reel Push Mower could be the Father's Day gift equivalent of getting Mom a vacuum, it's really a very neat gadget to have. Not only does it have an appealingly retro look to it, but it is incredibly eco-friendly.  It requires no gas, oil or electricity to run and the flame-hardened steel blades offer surprisingly precise cutting. The mower is made of steel with a foam-padded ergonomic handle and requires little maintenance beyond periodic (every 4-8 years) blade sharpening. It makes next-to-no noise - unlike the neighbor's supercharged grass-cutting machine - and the mower weighs in at only 17 pounds. Dad may even burn off a few extra calories pushing it through the grass, though you may not want to mention that added health benefit on the gift card. Price: $198.50

The Gnome-Be-Gone lawn ornaments are some of the best things to ever happen to the lawn-ornament in industry. The Fred Conlon designed metal monsters come in a pair and hunt  out pesky lawn gnomes wherever they lurk. Much as the gnomes are rumored to move about at night, the Gnome-Be-Gones also move in the dark, but will proudly hold their captive high in the light of day for all to see. The pair comes with a ceramic gnome, in the event that your neighbor is not thrilled with the idea of sacrificing one of their beloved lawn ornaments to the cause. Gnome-Be-Gones will work with other kitschy lawn ornaments, too, such as plastic flamingos and ceramic cat sculptures. Price: $125.