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A Bright Smile is a Perfect Gallery

Filed under: Jewelry, Children

Have you ever found yourself in an impromptu 'my kid is cuter than your kid' photo-sharing session without a snapshot of your own children handy? Thanks to the miracle of modern dentistry, you need never face this horror again.

ToothArtist.com can paint a portrait of your loved one(s) on your tooth crown, so that you're never more than a smile away from showing off your pride and joy to the world. The scrimshaw-like pictures are as permanent as your teeth, and range in price from $75 to $500 (art only; crown extra).

Of course, your tooth art is not limited to family portraiture. Why not show off your love of Elvis, or the Bears, or Budweiser, or Radiohead? Nothing says class like logos on your front teeth. Maybe you can even get a company to sponsor new crowns for your front teeth in return for the marketing exposure. The National Hockey League would be a natural.

DecoDent Tooth Jewelry

Okay, this is vaguely horrifying. For those who aren't interested in going the Lil Jon or Nelly route of having a big diamond and gold grill in your mouth you can get a DecoDent Tooth Jewel. A Tooth Jewel is a temporary crystal that gets bonded to your teeth by a dentist using a light-curing composite. They stay in place from eight months to up to many years, but can be taken off by a dentist. They only sell to dental professionals but the crystals are inexpensive. Apparently they are all the rage in Europe but just looking at these makes me feel old.


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