Cashmere Toilet Paper?
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All those opposed to chafing raise your hands. Now all those who would invest in cashmere toilet paper raise your hands.I really wish I could see who's all hands were raised.
Regardless, cashmere toilet paper is real. A supermarket in the UK is selling the super luxurious 'loo rolls' as part of their premium bathroom tissue collection geared towards their most discerning customers. It's unclear exactly how much cashmere is used in the making of every square but we do know that no actual fibers are included -- instead oils extracted from cashmere goat hair is used to coat the t.p. and make it softer. A pack of 4 rolls will cost you £2.29 (compared to £1.19 for the non-cashmere stuff).
First human bed warmers and now cashmere toilet paper, what's going on over there in the UK?
Via bookofjoe
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