$1,000 Mint Juleps Return to the Kentucky Derby {Luxist}

Apr 30th 2007 7:45PM Ok, great idea, send all of those thousands of dollars and make a new factory. You with me? Ok now we take this new factory and make *surprise* Glue! Now the best part, get all these homeless people that you all care about and give them a job in the factory. That way everyone wins. The money goes somewhere worthwhile, your precious horses won't die because none of the bums want to work (maybe that's why they are bums), and everyone can stop caring about the bums because you'll realize that most of them just choose not to work and they could help themsleves. Oh and after that you could always turn it into a chinese factory (1st one ever, I mean who wouldn't want microwaveable chinese at your super market) to take care of all these stray cats and dogs that seem to be everywhere. I should be president. And last, those better be some darn good drinks for 1,000 dollars.