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Five Unique Ways to Visit North Korea in 2011 {Gadling}
Aug 1st 2010 5:30PM UN CLE DICK VISITS NORTH KOREA WHENEVER HE DESIRES. HE RIDES HIS BLACK HONDA BIKE ACROSS THE BORDER. HE HAS A SHOT GUN ON EACH SHOULDER AND TWO SMALL SAWED-OFF VERSIONS ARE ATTACHE TO HIS HANDLE BARS. HE HAS SIX HAND GRENADES ON HIS BELT.. HE ARRIVES WHEN HE PLEASES, GOES WHERE HE WANTS TO AND LEAVES WHEN HE WANTS TOO. THAT SCOWL ON HIS FACE SAYS IT ALL. UNCLE DICK IS NO ONE TO MESS WITH.
Confession -- My Abusive Ex Was Just Like Mel Gibson {Lemondrop}
Jul 29th 2010 11:27PM WHY OH WHY DIDN'T THESE TWO WOMEN GET UNCLE DICK INVOLVED WHEN THE ABUSE FIRST STARTED. UNCLE DICK WOULD HAVE BEATEN THE TAR OUT OF BOTH OF THESE ABUSERS AND STRAIGHTENED THEM OUT
Southwest Boots Thin Flier for Overweight Teen {AOL Travel News}
Jul 27th 2010 3:15PM I WOULD LIKE TO SEE SOME ATRTENDANT TRY TO KICK UNCLE DICK OFF A PLANE FOR ANY REASON. THE PLANE, THE ATTENDANT AND SEVERAL PASSENGERS WOULD BE FULL OF BUCK SHOT.
Stephen Jackson's Home Hit in Armed Robbery {Fanhouse NBA Blog}
Jul 23rd 2010 6:02PM GOOD THING FOR THOSE ROBBERS THAT UNCLE DICK WAS NOT PRESENT IN THE STAR'S HOME WHEN THE ROBBERY OCCURRED. THEY WOULD FIRST GO DIRECTLY TO THE MEDICAL EMERGENCY ROOM TO HAVE THE BUCKSHOT REMOVED FROM THEIR BACK SIDES, AND, THEN, DIRECTLY TO JAIL.
A.J. Burnett 'Embarrassed' After Cutting Hands During Clubhouse Tantrum {Fanhouse MLB Blog}
Jul 18th 2010 6:03PM IF UNCLE DICK HAD BEEN THERE, THIS INCIDENT WOULD NOT HAVE HAPPENED. UNCLE DICK WOULD HAVE SAT BURNETT DOWN, SMACKED HIM A COUPLE OF TIMES AND TOLD HIM TO GET HIS ACT TOGETHER. UNCLE DICK IS A TAKE-CHARGE KIND OF GUY.
Arrest Made in St. Thomas Teenage Cruise Passenger Shooting {AOL Travel News}
Jul 14th 2010 3:00PM WHY WASN'T UNCLE DICK BROUGHT IN THE CASE EARLIER? HAD THE SUPER SLEUTH BEEN BROUGHT IN, ALL INCOLVED WOULD HAVE BACKSIDES FULL OF BUCHSHOT AND IN THE HANDS OF THE LOCAL AUTHORITIES.
George Steinbrenner Put the Bombast Into Bronx Bomber {Fanhouse MLB Blog}
Jul 13th 2010 3:09PM GEORGE WAN A MAN'S MAN'S MAN JUST LIKE UNCLE DICK. GEORGE WAS FEARLESS AND FEROCIOUS JUST LIKE UNCLE DICK. GEORGE PROBABLY DID NOT HAVE AS MANY WOMEN ON THE LINE AS UNCLE DICK DOES. MAYBE UNCLE DICK CAN REPLACE GEORGE.
Last Night I Dreamt of Scott Baio -- Your Celebrity Dreams, Decoded {Lemondrop}
Jul 9th 2010 11:09PM UNCLE DICK IS IN THE DREAMS OF MANY WOMEN-ORDINARY AND CELEBRITY STATUS. HE IS SO HANDSOME AND IRRESISTABLE, IT IS TO BE EXPECTED. ALL KNOW TO OBEY HIM AND NOT MAKE HIM MAD.
77-Year-Old Crossing Guard Makes Jujitsu History {Asylum}
Jul 8th 2010 12:13AM CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT A TEAM SHE AND UNCLE DICK WOULD MAKE. UNCLE DICK IS A MASTER OF MANY KINDS OF FIGHTING. TOGETHER THEY WOULD BE UNBEATABLE. GO, UNCLE DICK!
Jessica Back In NFL Dating Pool {AOL Hot Searches}
Jul 6th 2010 4:12PM JESSICA SHOULD HAVE HELD OUT FOR A REAL HE-MAN LIKE UNCLE DICK. HE WOULD MAKE HER FORGET ALL HER FAILED LOVE AFFAIRS. SHE WOULD FIND OUT WHAT A CONSUMMATE LOVER REALLY IS. GIVE HIM A TRY, JESSICA, AND GO SLOWLY.
