Jan 5th 2012 5:47PM Reminds me of something in one of Hussein's palaces. Why not just live in a gold mine and cut out the middle man? She is a beautiful woman, no question. Me thinks her much older hubby indulges her a tad too much.
Feb 22nd 2011 5:38PM YOU DON'T WIN CHAMPIONSHIPS WITH MARSHMELO DEFENSE.
Feb 22nd 2011 5:49AM This deal is affecting a lot of lives. Unfortunately, Chauncey Billups is one of them. That classy guy wanted to stay in his hometown. Oh well, at least Melo is getting what he wants. I trust their is a good supply of weed in NYC. One life that was definitely not changed, MINE.
Feb 16th 2011 6:29AM Parents who wish for a certain gender or discuss "surprise" children that they didn't really want should remember that the children didn't necessarily plan to have morons for parents either.
Feb 9th 2011 5:15PM Ooooooooooooooh!! I bet Miss Lohan is scared of the judge's warning. She never heard that before. BS.
Feb 9th 2011 12:57PM World hunger, economic chaos and Jude Law. What next? I have an idea for a new TV show. Call it Celebrity Sleazebags. Casting should definitely not be a problem.
Jan 20th 2011 10:46AM I am an NBA team owner looking for a superstar. He must be egotistical, brash, uneducated and have a desire to run the team and organization at his whim. Starting salary $20,000,000 a year. We will meet with him at his convenience. He should be adept with the wacky tobacky and hos. Our package will of course include cost-of-living allowances and all benefits. Unlimited vacation, play when he feels like it. Guaranteed endorsement deals to complement the low salary. Please respond to our website at IMANIDIOT.COM our we can come to him and kiss his butt onsite.
Nov 13th 2010 5:54PM Learn to box out, shoot free throws and block shots. You will make a zillion.
Nov 6th 2010 7:08PM As long as the dude didn't hit Favre in the groin, he still has a future endorsement deal for cell phone pictures.