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A Sex Life to Dye For {Lemondrop}
Oct 2nd 2008 7:08PM What does a blonde have in common with a turtle? Answwer: Flip 'em on their back, they're fucked!
McDonald's burgers built to last {ParentDish}
Sep 27th 2008 10:15PM The 12-year-old McD burger? We all knew that a long time ago! Ray Kroc's corporate marketing philosophy was well thought out: If we can make these things fast enough, let's get Madison Avenue to tell the world they'r good for you, then we can sell 'em by the billions! Ever notice, how, in recent years, the advertising rarely even mentions the quality of the food at all, everyone knows it's pure shit, but has become engrained into the American lifestyle to such a degree, people don't even THINK about how good or bad it is, because it's a McDonalds! One good thing, though, it's made billions of dollars for the advertising industry, and has given White Castle's gut-busters a real run for their money!
Motorcyclist dies attempting land speed record on Salt Flats {Autoblog}
Sep 24th 2008 10:51PM If memory serves, I believe it was a NORTON COMMANDO, am I wrong, anybody?
Motorcyclist dies attempting land speed record on Salt Flats {Autoblog}
Sep 24th 2008 10:44PM Cant remember the make of cycle, but in the early '50s a guy broke the land speed record for a motorcycle at over 150mph on those salt flats, no protective gear, no helmet nothing but t-shirt, jeans and sneakers! Does anyone remember the make of bike? Famous name I just cant remember?
Embarrassing Shamings -- Pass out at Your Own Risk {Asylum}
Sep 22nd 2008 12:14AM Heard the one about the collage age virgin, in his 20s? His friends kept chiding him, and decided to "set him up". They placed a blow-up party doll in his bed and told him "Go 'head man, she's hot and waitng for you!" "Well, ok, I'll try!" The next day they asked him "How'd it go?" "Well, at first she seemed a little stiff and cold, but I warmed her up, but whenI bit her on the neck, she farted real loud and flew out the window!"
Mold Bag Keeps Your Sandwiches Safe from Co-workers {Asylum}
Sep 21st 2008 10:57AM In several places I've worked, someone was appionted as "break room monitor" to keep an eye on the fridge, and everything else. Every Friday afternoon, anything in that fridge that had been there since Monday was thrown out, no questions asked. Big sign on the door that told everyone the policy, but didn't seen to work very well at all!
Saving money on coffee just like Grandpa: Folgers targets broke coffee drinkers {WalletPop}
Sep 21st 2008 9:47AM There's only one way to drink coffee (well, maybe two). The first is the way I drink mine: 5 o'clock in the morning, Hot, thick, black and bitter, with no newspaper yet, no TV, no radio, no nothing but me, the light bulb, my first cigarette, and that coffee! It's meditation time, and the coffee is just what evryone needs to start their day!
Olive Garden & Red Lobster to raise prices after a painful quarter {WalletPop}
Sep 19th 2008 10:04AM To all you vegans out there: Quit tring to lay your guilt trip on me because I eat meat. I didn't kill the animal, it was already dead when I bought it, and if I don't buy it, someone else will!
Olive Garden & Red Lobster to raise prices after a painful quarter {WalletPop}
Sep 19th 2008 10:00AM Red Lobster has to be my favorite restaurant, regardless of their price. Yeah, I'll admit it's pricey, where you can drop $20 or more for a quick lunch, but their food is the very best!
The Worst ANTM Makeovers Ever {Lemondrop}
Sep 19th 2008 12:48AM Hair is hair, ugly or not. But my question has to do with really old women, like my mother and yours, who insist on wearing what looks for all purposes, like an old SOS pad atop their head?? With a semi-seasonal "styling" change to BRILLO???
