Dec 19th 2008 12:38AM Oh, Thank God it's only soda pop! I thought they were about to put another tax on MY favorite drink, rot-gut vodka, that sells for $2.99 a liter! What a relief!
Dec 2nd 2008 2:33PM Ok, bicycling is economical, as well as healthy excercize. But what's next? delivering milk and ice by horse-drawn wagons? Why not go whole-hog and have the Post Office mail carriers walk the route on foot? What goes around, comes around!
Nov 13th 2008 2:50PM Not my lip, but my mustache, so her smell stays with me when she's gone!
Nov 11th 2008 12:41AM Smell Strange, SURE! I enjoy sniffing a woman who hasnt wiped or washed for a couple days, really turns me On!
Oct 24th 2008 12:15AM Whebn paying for your drink. it's "Can you change this bill? I'll take it in nipples and dimes!"
Oct 24th 2008 12:08AM How about banks vharging a "service fee" to talk to a teller?
Oct 24th 2008 12:03AM Brings new meaning to "have a stiff drink!"
Oct 12th 2008 11:27AM They ALL look GREAT! C'mon girls, take off those tope and show us those tits!
Oct 4th 2008 5:28PM George Carlin said it best: "Sex is so disugusting and filthy, you're supposed to reserve it exclusively for the one you love the best!"
Oct 4th 2008 5:22PM Good for them: Doin' what comes naturally, and getting paid for it! Gives credence to the old "Chicago Foreplay" line: "Hey, toots, I've got twenty bucks and a hard-on. Let's talk business"!