Jun 12th 2011 1:21PM 5 things? A hearing aid with an ON-OFF switch and 4 martinis.
May 6th 2011 5:53PM I never was a birther, but look at those ears. Doesn't that prove Obama was born in Africa?
Mar 9th 2011 2:26PM "Losing" is present tense. Past tense "lost" would seem more appropriate.
Feb 28th 2011 11:24PM Regardless of what you say about his sexuality, he never wore a dress to the oscars.
Feb 26th 2011 5:45PM Blame turmoil in Middle East my a$$, blame gouging!
Feb 17th 2011 8:10PM Dip$hits don't serve. We have to serve them.
Feb 17th 2011 1:42PM He doesn't seem to have the raging ego required.
Feb 16th 2011 8:05PM What a painter. His lifelike yellow flowers die and turn brown.
Feb 16th 2011 2:15PM That's it. I'm not eating any more light bulbs.
Feb 16th 2011 2:08PM Oh, he's a defense lawyer now? I liked him better as a swindler.