May 28th 2009 10:34AM This is ridiculous. That billboard wouldn't even distract a regular street driver, much less a professional trained to drive at extremely high speeds. Maybe if she were naked and spread eagle, it might catch some glances. Oh, and to the commenter above, cleavage is not made to look like a "buttcrack". Breasts are a sign of fertility and being able to care for young. A buttcrack does...well..only one thing.