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Andy Dick does Martha, all hell breaks loose {AOL TV}
Oct 12th 2006 8:08PM Wow! Martha was really desperate for something in order for her to engage in all of this "dick talk". She most likely needs some dick, since boyfriend Charles Simonyi is away in Space City near Moscow training to be our next space cadet, and while her other boyfriend Edd Townsend is on the worldwide jazz guitar tour.
Martha is so silly to be a billionaire, a lesbian, and using these two boyfriends as a cover-up. She needs to get her goofy life in order more than any one person on the face of this Earth!
Maybe Edd will be back in Katonah, NY soon to give her some much needed "dick".
http://www.eddtownsend.com/withlove7.html
Martha Stewart's Farmhouse for Sale {Luxist}
Jun 7th 2006 4:00AM I was under the impression that Martha was allowing her mother to live at Turkey Hill while the diva moved in with Charles Simonyi out in Seattle, or moved in with Edd Townsend down in Tennessee. If the upstairs walls in this old farmhouse could talk then the price would go up to $50 million. Well, time marches on. The only thing in Westport that does not change is the great fun and food at the Black Duck Cafe.
Martha finale a sham? - BREAKING NEWS {AOL TV}
Dec 23rd 2005 8:19PM The Apprentice: Martha Stewart was just a huge infomercial and a joke. Martha has been grabbing at straws ever since February of 2002 when she found out the Feds knew about her fat-ass lies.
http://www.businessweek.com/the_thread/brandnewday/archives/2005/12/dawna_stone_ not.html
So, Martha Stewart chose Dawna Stone as the winning apprentice. Would she have hired her in any other context?
This is what Martha told BusinessWeek recently about the cast members:
"Yeah, we're getting close to which of those inappropriate contestants we are actually going to have to hire. I can't believe people behave like that. They're exhibitionists and opportunists, those kids. I did not choose them either, by the way. I just want you to know I had nothing to do really with the choice of the contestants. That's part of reality television."
I think this show would have been better if the people were really just out of college or B-school. Dawna's job will be director of development for Martha's new Body + Soul magazine (A recently aquired magazine by MSLO due to Martha's continual exposure to her daughter Alexis' involvments with cults, lesbianism, slutism, and whoring around with married camermen, ImClone executives, and other elite social pricks having extraordinary bank accounts).
http://www.watchman.org/profile/nwagmpro.htm
She had been the founder and publisher of a magazine called Her Sports back in 2003. Hmmmm. From a publisher of a magazine to a director of development for another? Doesn't seem like much of an apprentice situation to me.
Now that Alexis is busy with her radio show - maybe Howard Stern will slip between Townsend and Simonyi and get a little bit of Martha's stinky bugger.
http://www.eddtownsend.com/stern-stewart.html
She had been the founder and publisher of a magazine called Her Sports back in 2003. Hmmmm. From a publisher of a magazine to a director of development for another? Doesn't seem like much of an apprentice situation to me.
Now that Alexis is busy with her radio show - maybe Howard Stern will slip between Townsend and Simonyi and get a little bit of Martha's stinky bugger.
http://www.eddtownsend.com/stern-stewart.html
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart: Episode 5 {AOL TV}
Oct 20th 2005 5:40AM The real scoop for Martha is this: Shares of Martha Stewart Living Omnimedia have retreated 39 percent since Sept. 12, the date of last month's short-sale statistics from the New York Stock Exchange, where they trade. The decline resulted in a 29 percent loss for the year. The program, ``The Apprentice: Martha Stewart,'' attracted 7.7 million viewers for its debut on the NBC television network last month. The number dropped by 14 percent in the second week, prompting NBC to move the show into direct competition with top- rated ``Lost'' from Walt Disney Co.'s ABC. Maybe her boyfriends Charles Simonyi and Edd Townsend will bail her out of this mess, that is, if they think she's really worth it. http://intentsoft.com/company/management.html http://www.eddtownsend.com/martha_story.html
Mark Burnett not too happy with NBC {AOL TV}
Oct 7th 2005 11:34PM Yes, Mark Burnett was mollified somewhat this week when ratings for "Apprentice: Martha" actually grew slightly in the new time slot, although it's still a long way from a hit. "Despite very few promos [the program] showed decent growth," Burnett wrote in an e-mail Thursday, Oct 6th. Still, as it tries to battle back from low ratings, NBC can ill afford a public spat with a producer of Burnett's stature. [stature? - Big Shot?] Despite some recent setbacks — including last season's boxing series "The Contender," a costly flop for NBC — the British-born Burnett remains one of the most highly regarded and prolific TV show suppliers in Hollywood. When asked if the "Martha" dust-up had damaged relations with Burnett, NBC Entertainment President Kevin Reilly replied, "I'd like to not think so," adding, "Every show Mark does is extremely well-produced." [although he treats everyone on the set like a piece of poop; something he and Martha have in common. These people's egos never look into a mirror.] Burnett is hardly the first producer to tangle with network executives over scheduling. But the Martha Stewart situation is a little more complicated than most, largely because NBC and Burnett have placed an unusually large wager on the diva's comeback. The show was so bad I hear that even Martha's boyfriends Edd Townsend and Charles Simonyi did not watch it. They both were busy chasing Evi Quaid and Kara Myers on a deserted section of Compo Beach. http://www.eddtownsend.com/ButtRub.htm Martha Stewart is being paid $6.2 million to do the show. Mark Burnett is making a ton of money as the producer. The ratings matter to NBC, but not to Stewart and Burnett. She has pocketed her money and he is pocketing his every time a portion of his MSO warrants vest. Martha's purpose has been achieved. She is rehabilitated as a public figure. She is once again welcome in Manhattan, the Hamptons, and in Medina, WA. That's what's important to her, not ratings for a trivial TV show. Plain and simple: the TV viewing public has become sick and tired of these silly survivor and contest-type shows. Most viewers these days would much rather have Mr. H. J. Spinoffering produce actual real footage of the Roman-style Orgies in which Martha loves to participate.
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart: Episode 2 {AOL TV}
Sep 29th 2005 3:33AM Martha should have considered other options before diving into the Apprentice contract with Mark Burnett. I attended a Martha Stewart Meetup session before she was released from Alderson FPC and several fans discussed a comeback plan originated by Edd Townsend. Since then, Townsend's plan faded as MSLO seemed to ignore Martha's fans including Mr. Townsend. To relay what one Yahoo Message board poster stated: (1) There is way too much silly-willy crap on the Apprentice Martha TV show. This entire TV scene of all these shows is simply Martha's plot of using Mark Burnett's vast resources to repair her "pityful tarnished image", although she is buying the opportunity from Burnett via MSO stockholders and stock market procedures. (2) Martha is trying way too hard to become the woman version of a pseudo Bill Gates... richest woman in the world and she thinks the public is too frigging stupid to realize it. She certainly wants to take over the world as far as personal wealth at the cost of her own soul. She has no concept at all concerning an inner core belief of eternal life and a true absolute living God. Her continuing exposure to her atheist "friend in Seattle, Charles Simonyi" has evidently led her to believe that it is perfectly ok to lie, cheat, steal, claw overtop anyone, host wicked parties (see Spinoffering's Roman Orgy breifing) ( http://finance.messages.yahoo.com/bbs?.mm=FN&action=m&board=1600429531&tid=mso&s id=1600429531&mid=145914 ) and to do it all while sneaking it by the laws of our country and the laws of God (not the God, Mr. or Mrs. Yoga, that Martha refers to as THE GOD). The God that made this universe is not some baldheaded Asian fat Buddhist dude listening to a woman sitting on a multi-colored rug in front of him (a frigging stone statue) with her legs crossed with palms upward, eyes closed, and buzzing a bunch of ridiculous sounding chants like some sleepy child with a wind-up toy mouse stuck up his ass. (3) These unrealistic Mark Burnett Production TV shows are plots that are quickly turning MSLO into a pathetic joke. This is sad for MSO investors. Hell, take a look at the stock charts for the past two weeks! (4) Martha would be better off leaving the United States and moving to some other country or better yet stay aboard Simonyi's M/Y Skat yacht and circle the globe in International Waters so that her MSLO staff could have the chance to properly function for once. I also wondered if Burnett's crew originally filmed it like this or re-edited it after the catch phrase got such bad press. Martha seems to be faking out her fans.
The Apprentice: Martha Stewart: Episode 1 {AOL TV}
Sep 22nd 2005 3:04AM Martha's entire "Apprentice" show is a bit puzzling. Did anyone notice the MSO camera shot at the beginning of the show of Martha attending the Awards show in New York City with Charles Simonyi and Edd Townsend by her side? Both of her boyfriends were dressed to the nines in their tuxedos while Martha seemed to coax the news media to be sure to get plenty of photos of "my guys". This only proves that Simonyi did if fact leak a story to the Globe tabloid. Why would Martha allow this clip to be included at the beginning of "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" if it were not true? Click --> http://www.eddtownsend.com/Globe-leak905.html There is a lot of fishy stuff going on here, plus every minute of the filming of this show contains too much phony junk. Sorry, but I have to give Martha's show two thumbs down. Too many Martha fans are disappointed that she hasn't already married Townsend in the first place. Check it out: http://www.savemartha.com/domesticagenda.html Also, I agree with Will Koffel above; good thing there's plenty else to watch this fall!
Happy no more ankle bracelet day, Martha! {AOL TV}
Aug 31st 2005 12:44PM Well, now Martha will have a better time at the drive-in barbeque with both boyfriends, Edd Townsend and Charles Simonyi. The $40,000 bottle of champagne is almost gone and now Marth will no doubt milk Big Edd for some Butt Rub at their midnight cookout tonight. Check it out -- http://www.eddtownsend.com/ButtRub.htm It will be a hot time in the old town tonight!
Stewart's daughter to join Apprentice {AOL TV}
Aug 23rd 2005 6:35AM It should be no surprise that daughter Alexis is joining Mama Martha on this novelty TV show "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart". Hasn't all of the filming and taping for this show been over and done for several weeks? No doubt Alexis' part will be edited into the existing takes thus causing the show to be far from any reality. All in all, after Alexis was forced to watch her mom and Charles Simonyi take off that poncho as well as other clothing on the jet ride home from Alderson Federal Prison Camp being on edited TV will be a much lighter experience. Do you think Sam Waksal misses his two friends and all of those exciting house parties Martha and Alexis used to host frequently? According to some disgruntled workers on Martha's 153-acre Bedford, NY estate, jazz guitarist Edd Townsend seems to be the one enjoying those "poncho removal sessions" these days. Do you suppose there is as much fun up in Martha's clapboard farmhouse bedroom with Townsend as there was on Simonyi's private jet? Oh, and, is Alexis allowed to watch at home too? Hummnn??
Here it is, the cast for The Apprentice: Martha Stewart {AOL TV}
Aug 19th 2005 10:37AM Apparently, over twenty-five percent of the contestants on "The Apprentice: Martha Stewart" are homosexuals. This would make one wonder where Martha is coming from. Isn't this a rather high percentage of gays on this show? Does Martha put up a "hetro front" with her own boyfriends Charles Simonyi and Edd Townsend or is she the same type as those selected elite twenty-five percent?
