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Wife Shames Cheating Husband During Rush Hour {Lemondrop}
Aug 27th 2009 3:35PM This is wrong! What goes on between him and his wife should stay between them. People get too involved in other people's lives and ignore their own problems. Too much is made public about people's personal lives. Their dirty laundry should not be washed and hung out to dry "publicly". Enough said!
Man Gets Fired for 'Seinfeld' Joke {AOL Jobs}
Aug 24th 2009 4:05PM I fired my secretary for rubbing my bald head. Her long thumbnail scratched the B-9 mole on my 4-head. As a result, my head didn't roll down the lanes as smoothy during league night and this really pissed me off! My prune face wife has been so worried about my bowling game that her wrinkles now have wrinkles.
Prisoners say Madoff is dying of cancer {Daily Finance}
Aug 24th 2009 1:19PM Wy do bad things happen to such good people? I mean, this man's a saint! Maybe they can give him key-mow and he'll be as bald as I am. Ever since we heard the news, we can't stop crying. My prune faced wife is so upset that she won't even let me iron the wrinkles out of her face today! Yes, things are really THAT bad!!!!
Madoff's mistress: Too much information about not enough endowment {Daily Finance}
Aug 21st 2009 8:32AM I woke up this mornin' and the B-9 mole on my 4-head grew a few centimeters overnight. Does anyone out there think I should have it chopped off? My wrinkle faced wife is out getting her face ironed. We have been busy trying to make ourselves presentable so that we are allowed out in public.
Madoff's mistress: Too much information about not enough endowment {Daily Finance}
Aug 21st 2009 3:53AM Bernie is a great friend and I love him dearly. I still can't understand whay he got into so much trouble. He did nothing wrong. Free enterprize is a part of the american dream. My bald head constitutes these freedoms and the B-9 mole on my 4-head is turning purple from anger over the way I feel my friend has been treated just for scamming a few ponzies. The prune juice my wife drank has gone to her face. I've been trying to iron out her wrinkles since.
Debt collectors used sexual threats, says New York AG {WalletPop}
Aug 20th 2009 11:29PM Anyone who buys something they can't afford and pay for should be harrassed. I see nothing wrong with what the debt collector's are doing. They are only doing their job. I'm a multi millionaire, so I spit at and poke fun of those who are less fortunate than me. My prune faced wife and I have more fun making fun of the poor and down trodden. Hee Hee Hee... Take that, you sorry, low life bums!!!
Taco Bell tag teams with Jimmy Dean {WalletPop}
Aug 19th 2009 1:45PM *BURP* This is great! I'll pick up a few dozen on my way to Denny's.
Cleese Not Amused by Divorce Settlement {PopEater}
Aug 19th 2009 3:03AM This is why I love the USA so much. Our laws are by far the fairest and the best. For example, a poor woman marries a rich man for his money. She divorces him and she's rich and then he's poor. It's what we call "spreading the wealth" and once we get medicine socialized, I'm hoping to get the goof ball sized B-9 mole on my 4-head chopped off, and my wrinkled faced wife's prune face lifted. Yep, my bald head is a symbol of our freedoms. I bowled a 297 with it last night in league play!!!Thank God I'm American.
Drunk American Airlines pilot blames "strong European beer" {Gadling}
Aug 18th 2009 4:22AM I agree with the pilot. Beers all have different strengths. Some punch you in the nose, while others knock your ass flat on the ground. I still have a knot the size of a goof ball on my 4-head and it's affected my bowling game. My bald head doesn't roll as smoothly down the lane. It rumbles, tumbles & grumbles and my game has gone to hell as a result. I've been so depressed that I haven't even felt like ironing the wrinkles out of my face's face these past few weeks. I think I'll have another beer before we head off to the Olive Garden and watch Minister Damn cut up his speggetti (a little off zee top). That always seems to help!
Do Michael Vick, John Edwards, Newt Gingrich, or Lynette Fromme Deserve a Second Chance? {Politics Daily}
Aug 17th 2009 5:22PM My toupee sliped off my head while at the lake this past weekend and fell into the water. My fishin' buddy was able to snag onto it with his line and reeled it in. We he ggot it up to the front of the boat, we noticed it had netted several minnows and shad. We used these for bait and it gave me an idea that anyone with a toupee can use it to net fish with while out at the lake.
