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Doctors and Nurses Suspended for Playing Facebook 'Lying Down Game' {AOL Jobs}
Sep 10th 2009 9:42PM I use my bald head as a bowling ball and it does wonders at picking up the ten pin! Last week, I bowled a 268 and my wrinkled face wife was so proud of me! The B-9 mole on my 4-head gives good traction when I release my head down the lane! I'm sure glad Maggie Mills will be released from jail soon.
Students Try to Steal Giant Pepper From Chili's Rooftop {Asylum}
Sep 10th 2009 3:34PM Now that's my boy!!! His wrinkle faced mother and I taught him him!!!
Palin Resurrects 'Death Panels' -- The Latest in Obama-Bashing {Politics Daily}
Sep 10th 2009 3:07AM I bought Sarah Palin's glasses on eBay for $499,000. I use them for eye protection when weed eating my lawn. Unfortunately, a rock flipped up and stuck me inthe 4-head injuring my B-9 mole. I am resting in my Wacko, Taxes home comfortably now, and my prune faced wife is taking good care of me by ironing out her own wrinkles.
The First Thing People Notice About You {Personal Articles}
Sep 8th 2009 4:35AM The first two things people notice about me are my shiny bald head and the goof ball size B-9 mole on my 4-head and the first thing they notice about my prune faced wife is the zillions of wrinkles she has on her face and her burbundus cat eyebrows!
A Partridge Family reunion? C'mon, get happy! {AOL TV}
Sep 7th 2009 6:06PM I loved Patridge Family & Brady Bunch. I even had a few hairs back in those days and the B-9 mole on my 4-head was the size of a pea back then. Now my brain is that size. My wrinkle faced wife had wrinkles back then, but a few thousand less. I'll be watching for sure.
PopEater Poll Results: How You Voted on Madonna, Demi, Charlie & Chris {PopEater}
Sep 6th 2009 3:44AM Well anyway man, it's a shame it's all been refurbished. Row, row row... We're not buying anything live!!! It's a good book. Since you're getting ready to leave for church, I'll stay another few hours and sit on ya!!!
Restroom Etiquette for the Office {AOL Jobs}
Sep 4th 2009 4:01PM I like to siff a toliet after someone takes a dump! Life is full of shit so I figure I might as well be immuned to it.
Convicted Burglar Sues Store He Robbed {Asylum}
Sep 2nd 2009 11:18AM This criminal has rights. It's the american way and my bald head is proof that I'm a good american. He should be able to burglarize a store without being treated badly. I am glad we have a legal system that works for us. Sha na na na na let's live for today!!!
African Billionaire's Family Surviving on U.S. Welfare {BV Black Spin}
Sep 1st 2009 8:53AM I play the Bongo drums. They give off a far better sound than the top of my bald head.
Wife Shames Cheating Husband During Rush Hour {Lemondrop}
Aug 27th 2009 3:39PM Finally, someone with some common sense! You and I seem to be the only descent people on this board. I couldn't agree more!!!
