Sep 10th 2009 9:42PM I use my bald head as a bowling ball and it does wonders at picking up the ten pin! Last week, I bowled a 268 and my wrinkled face wife was so proud of me! The B-9 mole on my 4-head gives good traction when I release my head down the lane! I'm sure glad Maggie Mills will be released from jail soon.
Sep 10th 2009 3:34PM Now that's my boy!!! His wrinkle faced mother and I taught him him!!!
Sep 10th 2009 3:07AM I bought Sarah Palin's glasses on eBay for $499,000. I use them for eye protection when weed eating my lawn. Unfortunately, a rock flipped up and stuck me inthe 4-head injuring my B-9 mole. I am resting in my Wacko, Taxes home comfortably now, and my prune faced wife is taking good care of me by ironing out her own wrinkles.
Sep 8th 2009 4:35AM The first two things people notice about me are my shiny bald head and the goof ball size B-9 mole on my 4-head and the first thing they notice about my prune faced wife is the zillions of wrinkles she has on her face and her burbundus cat eyebrows!
Sep 7th 2009 6:06PM I loved Patridge Family & Brady Bunch. I even had a few hairs back in those days and the B-9 mole on my 4-head was the size of a pea back then. Now my brain is that size. My wrinkle faced wife had wrinkles back then, but a few thousand less. I'll be watching for sure.
Sep 6th 2009 3:44AM Well anyway man, it's a shame it's all been refurbished. Row, row row... We're not buying anything live!!! It's a good book. Since you're getting ready to leave for church, I'll stay another few hours and sit on ya!!!
Sep 4th 2009 4:01PM I like to siff a toliet after someone takes a dump! Life is full of shit so I figure I might as well be immuned to it.
Sep 2nd 2009 11:18AM This criminal has rights. It's the american way and my bald head is proof that I'm a good american. He should be able to burglarize a store without being treated badly. I am glad we have a legal system that works for us. Sha na na na na let's live for today!!!
Sep 1st 2009 8:53AM I play the Bongo drums. They give off a far better sound than the top of my bald head.
Aug 27th 2009 3:39PM Finally, someone with some common sense! You and I seem to be the only descent people on this board. I couldn't agree more!!!