Recent Comments:
Trace Adkins Not Sorry for 'Brown Chicken Brown Cow' {The Boot}
Mar 19th 2011 12:50PM I listen to classic rock 99 percent of the time, but I love Trace because he's got a "country rock" thing going on. That being said, I guess rock racy and country racy must be two different things because the song alone is funny and the video had me laughing so hard I was crying! Oh, and to the "only stupid people would listen to this" poster: hey, dude, I just finished work on my third degree, so think before you post!
The Word 'Retard': Stop Using It {ParentDish}
Mar 5th 2011 2:56AM Whenever I hear the word "retard", I always think of the episode of CSI where a man with Downs Syndrome is murdered. Upon catching the killer, Grissom quips: "By the way, the definition of 'retard' is 'to hinder' or 'to hold back'. I think your life is about to become 'retarded."
What 'secret' loudspeaker codes mean at department stores {WalletPop}
Oct 14th 2010 8:22PM Once, several years a very drunk individual came into our store with his pants zipper down and his junk flapping around. We half-jokingly instituted a "Code P" to alert other employees that a penis was "out and about". Never had to use it, though!
Bret Michaels to Have Heart Surgery in January {PopEater}
Sep 23rd 2010 8:24PM A patent *foramen* ovale is a hole in the heart, but a patent *forum* ovale? A semi-circular place for discussion.
Anthropology Major Becomes TV's 'Wild' Child {AOL Jobs}
Sep 5th 2010 5:40PM For someone who wants to sound soooo authoritative, I'm surprised you don't know that the singular of phalanges is phalanx.
Breaking News: Bow Wow, Loretta Devine, Isaiah Mustafa Cast in Tyler Perry's 'Madea's Big Happy Family' {BV on Movies}
Aug 8th 2010 8:53AM For everyone letting this "clarke" character get to them, remember: don't feed the trolls!!
Dove 'Mad Men' Commercial Causes Controversy; Unilever Says It's Witty Parody {Stylelist (Main)}
Aug 6th 2010 11:02AM I think many people aren't actually "getting" this commercial. It isn't about "oh, look how cool sexism was!" but more instead they acknowledge it in such a way as to point out how foolish it actually was.
Is Chris Isaak Replacing Simon Cowell on 'American Idol'? {AOL TV}
Jul 21st 2010 5:44PM First, all of you saying "who is this guy?", you really don't know what you're missing. I actually just saw one of his shows over the weekend; it was my fourth or fifth time! And I've had a few opportunities to chat with him; he's very personable and has a (pardon the pun) wicked sense of humor. Second, please, please don't hire Chris because then I'd have to watch and I hate American Idol!
Collies 101 {Pawnation OLD}
May 1st 2010 2:18AM We have to put sunscreen on our minpin and our mini doxie because neither of them have much belly fur. Even then, they love lying out in the sun so much they still get a tan every summer! :)
The Doggie Diaries: Are Dogs and Babies a Good Mix? {Pawnation OLD}
Apr 29th 2010 6:48PM I'm probably just beating a dead horse here, but I agree with most of the previous posters: it all depends on the temperment of the dog and the child. For the longest time, my minpin wasn't a fan of toddlers/young children because he liked to play rough and would get freaked out when the kid got freaked out. But then my cousin had her baby, and he and the minpin had a connection from day one. Right after he was born, they came to visit and brought one of those low-to-the-ground rocking cradles. Wouldn't ya know that dog actually stuck out his paw and rocked the cradle? As the baby turned into a toddler and up, he was the only kid who enjoyed playing rough--they would knock each other down, laugh, and do it all over again. Even now, almost a decade later, when they come to visit, the first thing my cousin's son ask isn't how any of us humans are doing, but "where's the dog?"
