Apr 5th 2008 11:35PM The more shows I can watch on my I-Pod Classic, the more I can justify owning it. It's not just for music.
Apr 3rd 2008 3:14PM Who has time to look at their cell phone speeding down the road at 80MPH. One look at the phone and you will have traveled how many feet. They can only spell drive off the road and into a ditch. Stay focused if you are going to speed.
Apr 3rd 2008 3:11PM Watch any old fart back up at the mall and you will notice that they do not turn their heads to look. Their neck is so stiff and painful. They just reverse slowly hoping that we jump out of the way.
Mar 30th 2008 1:40AM Who will be Paris Hilton's lucky sperm donor?
Mar 25th 2008 10:15PM The American way is a small person driving a large SUV with no cargo in the back.
Mar 25th 2008 10:13PM Must be all down hill to get that kind of fuel economy.
Mar 24th 2008 10:14PM That's why football players should don their uniform 24/7 because they are so muscle bound they have a hard time moving. My friend in the military was like that. He went to pick up a razor blade and somehow slit his left arm as he lifted it up.
Mar 24th 2008 10:07PM This can't possibly replace brushing and flossing.
Mar 24th 2008 10:06PM Is this another gimmick that is made in China that is waiting to choke someone in American?
Mar 24th 2008 10:03PM Why should I waste my time trying to save ten cents when it only cost under twenty bucks?