Jun 22nd 2011 1:29AM Ebert is just mad because he has to live as a freak. He wishes he were dead.
Jun 14th 2011 7:21PM she caught him cheatin with her grandma
May 11th 2011 8:03PM everyone knows obama is a hood rat
May 10th 2011 7:18PM I know it's called a short for skirt and shorts, but why not call it a Sh for shorts, and irt for Skirt.
oh wait a minute that might not work
Apr 29th 2011 2:07AM Back in my school days, my biology professor told us that we could eat all the right foods, drink only water, sleep 10 hours a night, no smoking, and we would all live to be hundred, of course he said, it will feel more like two
Apr 12th 2011 11:58AM that bench leg kept us from finally finding out if it is a she or a he
Mar 26th 2011 9:13PM that's not a wrench, it's a pair of slip joing pliers.
I would add a pair of channel locks for doing plumbing repairs.
Mar 4th 2011 10:52PM He turned his life around, and is now helping others. That's the way it should be.
Keep up the good work.
Feb 25th 2011 10:30PM but was he late for work?