Recent Comments:
Resilient Steelers Look Like Team to Beat in Super Bowl XLV {Fanhouse - Kevin Blackistone}
Jan 24th 2011 12:05PM I guess I'm an idiot, as football for all the impressive things they do looks to me like the big black guys with the red hats run one way, the big black guys with the blue hats run the other, the white guy throws the ball, and then they all run into each other. What gives with all that?
Sandra Bullock Not Blindsided by Jesse James' Engagement {PopEater}
Jan 21st 2011 12:15PM This year you "fell in love with your best friend" did you? So last year you were just f*cking her, right... ARF! ARF!
OMG! Usher Booed by Fans, Walks Off Stage During Concert {PopEater}
Jan 17th 2011 1:07PM This guy should quit wasting his time and get a basketball so he can do something worthwhile in the world.
More Schools Are Beginning to Replace Textbooks With iPads {Just So You Know}
Jan 7th 2011 12:49AM I just saw a basketball player get $80MILLION salary. At $50,000 a year, that would pay for 1600 teachers. Don't waste your kids time buying them books. Get them a basketball.
Kid Gets Book for Christmas, Throws Tantrum Because, C'mon, A BOOK? {Urlesque}
Dec 24th 2010 8:00PM Kid is right, who needs a lousy book? Next they'll want him to learn to read, and who needs that? I just saw on TV a certain basketball player gets $80MILLION next year to chuck the sphere through the hoop. At $50K per year, that would pay the salaries of 1600 teachers (yes, that is one thousand six hundred). Parents who care about their kids will buy them a basketball, not a book.
Leading Scientists Say Airport Full Body Scanners Easily Duped {AOL Travel News}
Dec 17th 2010 11:50AM Terrorists don't have to be told; they are already experts. Only sh1theaded Americans couldn't do what every jihad kid in Asia already knows. Re the scanner: a piece of plastic explosive shaped like a turd and "kiestered" as all the gang kids in the jails also know will also pass the scanner. Soon only a BODY CAVITY SEARCH of every passenger will make sure all the little sheeple are safe, safe, safe. Spread 'em, suckers. Baaaaaaa Baaaaaa!
Bride Sues Groom for Leaving Her at the Altar -- To the Tune of $95K {Lemondrop}
Dec 16th 2010 4:04PM How does she pronounce that name? It is Butt-titty-a like it looks, or Butticia like a black girl?
'Whatever' Crowned Most Annoying Word for Two Years Running {Lemondrop}
Dec 16th 2010 3:57PM Right, "My Bad" is stupid. The correct statement is, "Your bad, stupid."
Bride Sues Groom for Leaving Her at the Altar -- To the Tune of $95K {Lemondrop}
Dec 16th 2010 3:54PM Marriage IS only a business contract, not made between two parties, but THREE.. the (a) party, the (b) party, and the STATE. The state sets the terms of the deal. Whatever happens between them personally, or how their church feels about it is IMMATERIAL. The contract is with the law, not God.
Bride Sues Groom for Leaving Her at the Altar -- To the Tune of $95K {Lemondrop}
Dec 16th 2010 3:51PM Pay up, schlemmo... and clear out. You'll be getting off CHEAP in the long run.
