10 of the Most Expensive Celebrity Homes on the Market that We Love

Mirror, mirror on the wall. Whose house is the fairest of them all?
Which celebrities have the most expensive properties on the market right now? Let's apologize up front for not including any pocket listings that we don't know about. (In fact, if you'd be so kind as to let us know about them, we'd be most grateful.)
And sorry, but we aren't counting Candy Spelling's Bel-Air listing at an unrealistic $150 million here -- not because it isn't a super property (if overpriced) but because despite her befriending us on Facebook, we still don't quite consider her a celebrity. We're also not including Dennis Hopper's estate, no disrespect intended toward the recently departed but if we opened the cemetery floodgates, there wouldn't be enough room in cyberspace to list them all. And lastly, we're so sick of athletes who misbehave that we'll pass on considering them celebrities for the moment. Overgrown kids maybe, but not celebrities.
So with those caveats, here's the unofficial Luxist list of 10 of our favorite and most expensive celebrity homes on the market.
1) Billy Joel's Sagaponack Village house for $19.9 million. We love love love this beachfront house in Sagaponack Village South that sits on 145 feet of oceanfront. We even loved it when it was first listed at $22.5 million. Classy, elegant, blends with the surroundings. You half expect a seagull to land on you while you stare at the photos. High beamed ceilings, white-washed, New Englandy without the pretensions. It was renovated in 2009 and clearly is a place where great music could be made -- although apparently not between Billy Joel and his soon-to-be-ex wife Katie Lee Joel. Nothing like a divorce to force the issue of liquidating the real estate. And nothing like a recession to keep things from moving. The piano man and his fourth wife also listed the property next door to this one for $12 million. There are some reports it sold in the $10 million vicinity.

2) The Beverly Hills home belonging to talk-show host Dr. Phil, aka Phil McGraw, is priced at $16.5 million. Dr. Phil went ahead and bought another home nearby for $29.5 million without selling this one. "People rich enough to buy without selling first" -- now there's a Dr. Phil show if we ever heard of one, assuming the producers could find someone besides McGraw still able to do it.

3) Christie Brinkley's Sag Harbor home is on the market for $15.75 million. No, she doesn't come with it for that price, but the North Haven home was built in 1843 and sits on 4.5 lovely acres. The harbor front home, with 5,500 square feet, has massive columns and includes tons of period details including wide-plank old pine floors that always send my heart a pitter-pattering. The property includes a sandy beach with 327 feet of water frontage overlooking the harbor. Wait! Does she have more beachfront than Billy Joel? Yeah, and she's taller too. The two were married from 1985-1994. We have scorecards if anyone needs them.

4) Burt Reynolds is one of the sexist guys in Hollywood and don't argue otherwise or I'll just plug my thumbs in my ears and start singing "la-la-la-la-la-la" and won't hear you anyway. His Florida house, well, that's another story. Listed at $15 million back in the realty Stone Age (2005) and then chased the market down to the point it is listed at $8.995 million, according to Realtor.com. Maybe it's time for Mr. Smokey and the Bandit to consider something even more drastic? Heck, this is Florida, where they pretty much are giving away houses for the contents of your piggybank. Just sayin: Sometimes the sexy ones aren't the smart ones. For the record, the Old-Florida-style estate sits on more than three acres and borders a wildlife refuge. The house has five bedrooms, a pool with a gazebo and waterfall, a boat dock and a heli-pad (perhaps for the rather large Floridian mosquitoes to safely land?

5) Christina Aguilera's Hollywood Hills home just had a price drop to $5.995 million. It's another one that's been on the market so long that cobwebs have formed on the listing agreement. She might want to talk to Burt Reynolds about what happens to homes if you don't get out in front of the downwardly spirally market. Aguilera moved to a tonier Beverly Hills address shortly before listing the home she lived in before she became a mom.

6) Joan Rivers may have sold her $25 million New York City place, but she's still got her New Milford Connecticut estate listed at $5.9 million. Joan, who was headed west to be near her daughter Melissa, is an acquired taste. Her home has far more generic appeal but generic is the operative word here.

7) Mel Gibson's familial home in the Serra Retreat neighborhood of Malibu is on the market at $14.5 million. Known as the Lavender Hill Farm, the name certainly suggests a happier time in the Melmeister's life. We are personally most grateful that he has managed to plug Oksana Grigorieva's leaks of his tirades that she secretly recorded. Dang it was tiresome to hear each day's installment, although it is kind of amusing that Oksana now thinks Mel should pay for her publicist who apparently helped leak them. Only in L.A., my friends, only in L.A. Anyway, his ex-wife Robyn lives in this 10-bedroom house, which has fruit orchards, organic gardens and is serene and beautiful and about as far away from Mel as a place can be.

8) I'm partial to any home redone by the Hollywood Royal of Historical Restorations (and I don't mean Brad Pitt). This Spanish Colonial Revival home meticulously redone by Diane Keaton is a beauty. Listed currently at $10.95 million in Beverly Hills, the 7 bedroom home was built by architect Ralph Flewelling in 1927. It was featured in Architectural Digest in 2008.


10) Just to prove we do leave the two coasts on occasion, singer Sheryl Crow's getaway in College Grove Tennessee is also a favorite. Listed at $7.5 million, this "solar farm" is an equestrian facility in a pastoral setting. And it's got a pretty cool music studio, as one might expect, as well.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 3)
chinamom Sep 9th 2010 12:04PM
Dr. Phil's house, in truth, is just a gigantic Orange County track house that is in BH. A McMansion. I live a few blocks away from it and it's close to the street without a lot of privacy in the front and the street it's on is a short cut so it gets a fair amount of traffic. It also sticks out in the neighborhood like a sore thumb. There is another house for sale for less than 1/2 the price a few doors down and I would much rather have that one. It has character.
les Sep 10th 2010 5:06PM
I'll take one of each.
Roxanne Perez Sep 13th 2010 10:46PM
I'd be more than willing to sacrifice my time by house sitting for any of the empty ones... better safe than sorry! LOL!
sassycassie Sep 15th 2010 7:14AM
christie Brinkley's house is by far the best. Imagine, 1843!!! I can just see it all fancy and updated. She does have fab taste in homes, from what I have seen in Town and Country. I bet hers will sell next. Only problem might be the location....and that is a big problem.
deedee Sep 15th 2010 12:56PM
I can understand that being a celebrity would necessitate the need for privacy and wanting to have space away from relentless prying eyes. But it's a shame when celebrities or CEOs or any other multimillionaire forgets where their money came from and how their work compares to the work done by those of us they depend on. I mean is the work they do a hundred times harder than that done by a waitress who is on her feet eight hours a day? Is it a hundred times harder or more important that the work of a teacher who is trying to raise their children and the children of single parents who have struggles of their own that affect their kids? For a teacher to give $100 a year for a charity should be met not with a hundred dollars from the wealthy but equal percentage of their income. Give according to what you have. Appreciate the work of others and help those less fortunate. Opulence is as sad a commentary on our society as homelessness.
angel romero Sep 15th 2010 6:59AM
Investment..??...Opulence..??..What a family of four do with 8 bedroom and 10 bath.?..How many acres do you need around you..??..Let them sale those houses and then donate the money to St Jude Children Hospital....The little patient there need the money..!!!!
mannamedjoe Sep 15th 2010 10:28AM
And just how much money have YOU donated to St. Judes?
kakdvs Sep 15th 2010 12:24PM
They earned it they can spend it
isnt_life_interesting_2007 Sep 15th 2010 8:00AM
Just a note to any of you morons using online dating service "match dot com".....Dr. Pill (yes misspelled on purpose) gets a kick back from each new member to the site. You are paying for his nice new house, and his old one. I stopped watching this loon years ago on Morpoo Winfrey.
Jamie Joe Sep 15th 2010 8:17AM
location location location........I will take Sheryl Crow's, Thank You :-) The most bang for your buck, and who can resist the tranquility. I don't need "high end"...I need space :) Think my horses and doggies would like it there too!!
canwebesure Sep 15th 2010 8:22AM
Phil with a Ph.D. you must know, no, on second thought you may not that your idol Sigmond Freud would call this need for a masive structure "sublimation."
There is something missing or lacking in your life. In order to compensate for this you must spend lavish and near crazy amounts of money for more than any one or two people need.
I feel that you may need help. I am going to send you to a special program.
Call me Phil, I am very concerned about your condition and I think that I am the only person in the world who can help you.
My fee is very modest but for you I can make it in the seven figures. By doing this it will make you feel better.
maria martinez Sep 15th 2010 5:44PM
a person does not need a hotel , what they need is a homey house were u can feel confortable at home . where children can grow not being afraid of breaking something and u can see that love surrounding u ,home is where the heart is , most of the time this homes are big , luxurious and cold , just luxury no hominess ....more like a big hotel...
condie Sep 15th 2010 9:15AM
I look at these homes and try to imagine the owners as kids in elementary school. Did they ever dream they would have such wealth? I wonder if they can even appreciate what they have or if they have lost touch with what is "normal". It must be wonderful to not only own these, but not have to be the one to clean them!
Donna Sep 15th 2010 9:34AM
I love to look at beautiful homes. I would really love to walk through some of these. Dr. Phil's is very nice, it looks on the out side, like paradise around the pool area. I wouldnt want to leave from there.
Some rich folks think, they need a a huge masion for two people living in it.
I am always happy for others to gain, but to have a mall sized home for 2 is beyond my understanding.
rmailboxr Sep 15th 2010 10:00AM
digusting!!!! Also, I think no one needs to live in domines such as thouse and all I ask is why donk't why you help people that neep help? RAM
KK Sep 15th 2010 11:01AM
I'd be willing to bet if you could afford it, you'd live in something like the homes you see listed here. Just because you can't....don't be bitter. Life is too short.
Most of the people that scream the loudest about giving other people's money away seem to have the least.
wgp516 Sep 15th 2010 10:33AM
...sigh. My One bedroom apartment looks a wee bit smaller once again! :-(
jill sharma Sep 15th 2010 10:40AM
Great homes....but, I am building an 8000 sq ft home in Malibu to sell and it is better than all of thses put together. Love the pics and like I said all wondeful homes that have something to offfer everyone.
Jill S.
Joseph Sep 15th 2010 3:08PM
I would like to see it. Sounds wonderful. Regards JC
Hoxsie Sep 15th 2010 10:45AM
These big homes are , yes, homes but they are also offices and hotels fpr meeting with producers, agents, bands who discuss shows and tours.
Hell, Cornelius Vanderbilt's summer house in Newport, R.I. has SEVENTY (yes, 70) rooms and 20 acres on the ocean front and a household and grounds staff was, I think I remember 50 people. But he ran his investments from there.