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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on CA$H.CAMO Bentley GT from Dartz]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</guid><description><![CDATA[The Whale Penis Upholstery option sounds nice.  Rabbit Goodman, now deceased, brought an old Helman's Mayonaise jar full of Bris (circumcision) clippings to my Uncle Ush, a taxidermist in Pope, Arkansas.  Uncle Ush fashined a magnificent large billfold with amazing fine stitching, multiple pockets for credit cards and such, as well as the most beautiful scroll work you had ever seen.<br><br>Rabbi Goodman died in a skiing accident before the project was completed (he misjudged a wake, the tow rope snapped, and he hit a marker buoy).  <br><br>I learned this story as I visited Ush October 1997 before the Pope Children's Charity Golf Tournament.   I was buying some shoelaces in his store when he mentioned my cheap WalMart billfold was "decrepit".  He offered me the penis foreskin billfold as a gift and I reluctantly accepted.<br><br>I have used the billfold for several years.  It is lovely.  But I discovered it's secret a few weeks ago after I left it on our breakfast nook table and it was stained by a spilled Orange Crush.<br><br>I got some leather soap and began rubbing the stain only to discover the billfold became more taut as I rubbed.  After disposing of the paper towels, I began rubbing it with Lexol to reintroduce the leather oils.  As I rubbed the bilfold began to firm up and grow - almost miraculously - until it was the size of a small briefcase.<br><br>While I appreciate the story about this Bentley, the story has a sad ending I read about in Pravda.  The owner of the Bentley aand his son yogi both died in the car as they slept after a long drive between Moscow and Briekenchoy.  Seems the father had upset the Russian Mafia.  Supposedly a hit man had followed the two down the snowy highway, watched as the fell asleep on the side of the road, and then he rolled down his windows and inserted a CD titled "Whale Songs" in his own car's player.  The men were dead within seconds.<br><br>I think use of Penis leather in any artifact comes with responsibility.  My family has decided to refrain from owning any penis leather products.  That is an absolute fact.  ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Sheldon Padawer]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Apr 9th 2010 8:31AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on CA$H.CAMO Bentley GT from Dartz]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</guid><description><![CDATA[    To me, it looks like a painted over Detroit Iron. But then, what do I know? My last Det-Iron was a 1970's ponycar with the hugest V8 available on the market. The thing could not go straight, would not turn, could not stop, could not climb a wet hill nor move in snow.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Yon]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Apr 10th 2010 3:46AM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on CA$H.CAMO Bentley GT from Dartz]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2010/04/08/ca-h-camo-bentley-gt-from-dartz/</guid><description><![CDATA[I like it, could grow on you. And to get bullet proof at the same time, such a deal.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[Ray Wright]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Apr 26th 2010 6:40PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>