The Fashion Statement: Hats On

The Spring/Summer 2010 Haute Couture shows got underway earlier this week in Paris and, by the looks of things so far, they could have easily been renamed "Hat Couture."
Jean Paul Gaultier framed his models' faces in feathers (shown above), Mexican sombreros and metallic halos reminiscent of South American icons. (We noticed the blue nail polish, too.)
Karl Lagerfeld, whose muse for Chanel Couture must be equal parts geisha, schoolgirl and American housewife circa late '50s/early '60s, placed sugary sweet bows in each girls' bouffant 'do.
On Aura Tout Vu went to the extreme by building a tiny city around one model's head, held in place by metal rods affixed to her belt.
Riccardo Tisci at Givenchy took the concept of "lid" to a whole new level with a millinery lineup that resembled screw-top caps, cylinders and mid-century lampshades. Some were white, stark and shiny while others were black, textured or featured veils.
Galliano was among the more conservative with equestrian top hats, stovepipes and high hats. The riding crops he placed in the hands of his models, expected in an equestrian theme, nevertheless added a dominatrix spirit.
The bride wore black veils at Franck Sorbier...and forks?! Sure enough, even a handful of forks was sculpted into a chapeau.
In the rarefied world of Haute Couture, clothes only a handful of women can actually afford to buy, there is no need for practicality. Hats, headdresses and chapeaus may symbolize rank, achievement, beliefs, sexuality and membership, but to designers, they're all about drama.
Most of these hats will never get made. Their main purpose is to help create an image, a signature of one of the most exclusive clubs in the world (ironically, these same fashion houses make most of their money through the sales of small-ticket items like sunglasses, fragrance and handbags).
Like the peacock that unfurls his fan-like iridescent plumage to lure potential mates, so designers must keep wooing
women in all economic classes. I, for one, will happily watch the spectacle.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Jez Jan 28th 2010 10:24AM
Fasthion?
mark d Jan 28th 2010 5:34PM
Wow that is a crazy looking hat! Lol -Mark from moving companies detroit
DORFMONT Jan 29th 2010 2:39PM
Too bad she'll have to take it off at the opera.
margaret Jan 29th 2010 11:21PM
Just another designer making fun of woman.
Ann Ponzi Feb 20th 2010 7:02PM
The hat is bad, and so is the dress. The little boob pockets are especially ugly. Really ugly.
ann