The Amazon Shoulder Bag
by Marc Jacobs
is definitely not meant for the resident wall-flower at the party with vibrant hues, a mix of animal prints (including python, hairhide, and patchwork) and multiple flowery leather tassels dangling all over the place -- plus a little golden padlock detail. Very bold and retro-eighties. Unfortunately it's a shoulder bag (I think a clutch would work better with a crazy design like this) and features a layered flap top.
I think this bag is completely and totally horrendous
, but if I ever see a woman carrying it I will respect her (for the guts). $2,850