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<generator>Blogsmith http://www.blogsmith.com/</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Prosecco Wants To Be The Next Champagne]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</guid><description><![CDATA[ Hi! I'm a flat bootied whore with a really boring sex tape on the market. <br><br>Well, Prosecco is my choice for the "New Champagne". Are you a recovering alcoholic like my BFF Nicole Ritchie? Well, Prosecco also works as a fantastic body scrub for your scummy baby daddy!<br><br>It's also Denise Richards Fave douche!<br><br>Oh, and don't even get me started on the thusand and one uses Tara Reid has found for the bottle alone!<br><br>Yes, Prosecco, The Favorite Brand of Lame F-list Celebs in the US!<br><br>Who got paid to decide Paris Hilton was going to be the face of this product? Fire them. ]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[derek washington]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 23rd 2008 7:03PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Prosecco Wants To Be The Next Champagne]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</guid><description><![CDATA[I think that's about right. Although, she should really be promoting wine in a box.<br><br><a href="http://www.stardelicious.com" rel="nofollow">http://www.stardelicious.com</a>]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[billy]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 23rd 2008 8:24PM</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Comments on Prosecco Wants To Be The Next Champagne]]></title><link>http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://www.luxist.com/2008/07/23/prosecco-wants-to-be-the-next-champagne/</guid><description><![CDATA[Too true Billy. Lets face it, it wouldn't have been the first box she's promoted if you get my drift. EEEEWWWWWWWW. Vile, completely unattractive excuse for a human being.]]></description><dc:creator><![CDATA[JW-C]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Jul 24th 2008 7:33PM</pubDate></item></channel></rss>