Buy Scott Storch's Yacht on eBay

Whenever a celebrity tries to sell something expensive on eBay there's always speculation as to motives, but here's a case where it's pretty obvious what the deal is: music producer Scott Storch is short on cash. He's selling his yacht, called "Tiffany," on eBay for well under its $20 million value (per Rolling Stone magazine) because apparently he can't afford to keep it anymore. As of right now it's going for just under $1,000,000. What a deal.
I'm no eBaying expert but I'm not sure it's such a great sales technique to display in big bold letters "THE BOAT IS BEING SOLD UNDER DISTRESS ,OWNER BOUGHT HER AND NOW GOT SHORT ON MONEY." Seems more than a little on the tacky side, and hardly inspires the celebrity "cool" factor that might help it sell for more.
UPDATE: Bidding has ended at $1,000,101, that's a fair amount of cash but not enough to meet the reserve, looks like Storch is going to have to try again.

Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
kevjohn Mar 17th 2008 10:55AM
Althought it's far beyond anything I could ever afford, this looks like a wonderful deal for those with the means.
DR.VEGAS Mar 17th 2008 3:25PM
He waaay overpaid for his fiberglass McYACHT...and any boat over 100ft. should have walkable decking bow to stern.
Andy Mar 17th 2008 4:03PM
The boat needs some work. The interior looks outdated.
Steve Combe Mar 17th 2008 7:17PM
That is withot doubt the ugliest boat I have ever seen.
J-Biigz Mar 18th 2008 1:27AM
Damn well if he cant afford that yacht I dont know how hes going to afford his house. Cause that how on cribs looked like it cost 10 times more than that yacht.
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Justin Mar 19th 2008 2:31AM
Douche-bag Pot smoking show-off !
Jason Mar 30th 2008 9:44AM
That yacht does not belong to Scott Storch anymore. He sold it a couple years ago, and bought a 90 foot Sunseeker express coupe that is moored outside his Miami home. M/Y Tiffany is owned by Herman and Gertrude Gross of Ft. Lauderdale, and is documented with the US Coast Guard under their company's name "Toy Store Yacht Group, Inc."
If you ever do find Storch's Sunseeker up for auction, let us know.
greg Apr 28th 2008 11:32AM
Wow.. What an ugly boat! I cannot imagine anyone with this much money having such poor taste. The boat will never sell at, or near the reserve. The market in the 10+ million range has so many tastefully built and decorated yachts. Today's buyers arent the same "new money" idiots that were throwing around money like a few years ago.