It's been a little while since I uncovered a truly ridiculous Swarovski-crystal-bedazzled geegaw. Wait no longer, I present to you the Swarovksi crystal desk set. Neiman Marcus is selling an optic three-button mouse, tape dispenser and stapler in your choice of  light rose, iridescent, peridot, or light sapphire Swarovski crystals. Yes, they are totally pointless and at $100 to $110 each, a bit pricey, but couldn't your desk use a bit of sparkle.