The Most Glowing Review of a Maserati Ever
John Tayman, a Business 2.0 writer has written a big love letter to the 2006 Maserati Quattroporte. His glowing review touches on the sleek lines of the car, the Ferrari-built engine and the beautiful interior. Tayman compares the car's appearance to "the languid flanks and silky thighs of an Italian starlet." Tayman even crushes on the key that starts the car saying that as he turns on the car it "sighs, whispers briefly, and rumbles awake, pliable beneath your every command." Wow, the Maserati is certainly alluring with its massaging seats, six-speed robotic transmission but Tayman seems to have fallen deep here saying that the learning to drive the car properly is "akin to embarking on a new romance." Alas, all good loves come to an end and Tayman had to surrender his new crush to the Maserati rep. doubtlessly heartbroken at giving up the $120,000 beauty.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Camron Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
It kinda looks like the new Buick Lacerne thing