Trump Vodka

Frankly, I'm suprised it has taken this long but there will now be a Trump vodka, otherwise officially known as "Trump: The World's Finest Super Premium Vodka." What makes this vodka so "super premium" (besides the Trump name of course)? We have absolutely no idea. The press release is full of Trumptacular hyberbole such as : "Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea" and  "The Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump brand."  The vodka will be developed by Drinks America who also make Willie Nelson's Old Whiskey River Bourbon and Roy Yamaguchi's Y Sake and should be launched in Spring 2006. I think I'd rather drink Ed McMahon, at least he seems like a man who knows his drinks.

[via Gawker]