Trump Vodka
Frankly, I'm suprised it has taken this long but there will now be a Trump vodka, otherwise officially known as
"Trump: The World's Finest Super Premium Vodka." What makes this vodka so "super premium" (besides the Trump name of
course)? We have absolutely no idea. The
press release is full of Trumptacular hyberbole such as : "Trump Super Premium Vodka is a big idea" and "The
Premium Vodka category is where the very best of fashionable spirits brands compete. That is the place for the Trump
brand." The vodka will be developed by Drinks America who also make
Willie Nelson's Old Whiskey River Bourbon and Roy
Yamaguchi's Y Sake and should be launched in Spring 2006. I think I'd rather drink
Ed McMahon, at least he seems like a man who knows his
drinks.
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Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
Meade Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
Does it come with a free bad rug?
Adam Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
Buying vodka from a guy who doesn't drink alcohol?
I hope it isn't as diluted as 'the Trump brand'
ralphigedotcom Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
www.ralphige.com is where the latest trumpizzo news is at
www.ralphige.com
bigger jokes then him
oh, and he stole the idea of streetsmart vs. booksmart
ralphigedotcom Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
www.ralphige.com is where the latest trumpizzo news is at
www.ralphige.com
bigger jokes then him
oh, and he stole the idea of streetsmart vs. booksmart
James Dec 18th 2005 6:02PM
Typical of the vodka market these days. All he needed to do was make it a fruit flavour and he would have ticked all the boxes for a guaranteed failure!